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PostSubject: Funny quotes and sayings funny   Funny quotes and sayings funny I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 10, 2011 3:14 pm

Comical quotes can be one of the best ways to have entertaining and smile. When you're tired of something, when you have troubles or just looking for entertaining, these funny quotes bring a big smile on your expression every time when you read them. Because life without smile is like a chocolate without cocoa.
Furthermore, the funny quotes and sayings can be a very good and the cheapest answer to get rid of the anxiety and worries. There are so many kind of funny quotes, for any subject on world, from famous people or from unknown persons. Full of comedy, all these funny quotes can teach you to enjoy life and smile every day.
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.


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